Van De Sloot's hit the Fashion Houses...

The new Aruban Police Jail house fashions will now be
provided by the Van de Sloot family.
Mama Sloot's gave up her teaching career to be a Fashion
designer, after son Joran spent time there as a visitor.
His dissatisfaction with the clothes raised grave concerns.
The family immediately came together to fix this problem
should they again have to visit in the near future.
Anita at first decided to become a doctor. This is not a problem
on this small island where anyone can pick a profession
without any qualifications. Arubians are dancing in the streets
at Anita's new choice of career. They have escaped her
doctoring skills........for now anyway
You Lucky Arubians you,,,,,,,